At precisely 3 am, I’m gonna jump outta that closet right there and hack you all up with a machete.

PS: Fire is my one weakness”

Excuse me while I die of laughter.

This is because I said “I can’t wait until you leave” after being deliberately antagonized by my sister. My apologies. Next time I’ll sit back, shitting rainbows, and tell you that you’re my most favorite person in the entire world.

Also, “Because it’s not like I ever do ANYTHING nice for you.”
Well, as all the nice things you do for me are usually motivated by yourself, no, you really don’t. I don’t count being used as being loved. Sorry. Maybe if you made an effort with me, not because everyone else is busy or done with you, I might respond positively. As it stands, you drag me around to when YOU get bored or tired of not having anyone else.

I’m fucking done.

Also, screaming at our mother about what a shitty thing for me to have said? What in the hell does that accomplish? Other than pissing both of us off. If I didn’t mean the terrible, terrible, puppy-killing words I said WHEN I said them, I definitely do NOW.

So, I’m an idiot.

And I’m probably totally screwed.

My history teacher said he was giving us an “accountability check” tomorrow, to see if we’ve read the books. I read 2 of them, and then ¾ of the other.

Apparently, in the other hour people took the quiz thing, thinking that they were supposed to, and sent it around. I asked my friend from that hour to send it to me, because I assumed we were supposed to get it.

We weren’t, and now they’re on a cheating-witch hunt.

I didn’t even USE the damn thing—I realized, “Oh, hey, someone took a picture of this…” and “Hm. Maybe we aren’t supposed to know this…wait,they took it when they weren’t supposed to? Oh…that’s…not good.”

But no. I’m an idiot, and I doubt that that little victory means anything, so I’ll probably end up in seriously deep trouble. And really, “Yeah, I got it but I didn’t use it because I realized it was probably not a good idea” is not the best alibi out there, and it’s not like I can prove it.

I’m so freaking scared right now, I’m shaking. I don’t want to get expelled or something-Yeah, I’m an idiot who apparently doesn’t think until it’s too late, but I didn’t follow through and CHEAT. I could have been like some of these people, planning out my answers to each question and reading those sections, and stuff, but I didn’t. I caught on, albeit late, that it was suspicious and a bad idea, and I didn’t DO anything.

Oh my god.